The ROMErican Wasteland: Does drinking piss whiten your teeth?

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Does drinking piss whiten your teeth?

According to the American Academy of Cosmetic Dentistry, teeth whitening is the most requested cosmetic service today. Last year alone, Americans spent 1.4 billion dollars on over-the-counter whitening products to obtain that classic Hollywood smile.
What people don’t realize is that most sparkly-mouthed celebrities, from Ryan Gosling to Ryan Seacrest, don’t even have teeth—they’re all porcelain veneers, and those things cost a fortune. The other thing that people don’t realize is that the secret to a perfect smile has actually been inside of them the whole time, sitting right behind their dickholes and vaginaholes.

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