Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Top Ten Sex Toy Patents

If you've ever had a great idea for a sexual aid, or wondered where new sex toys come from, you should check out some of the patents on file with the United States Patent Office. Here we've collected some of the best. With many of these items, you can discern their roots in household items and basement workshops and see the DIY ethic in action. Let them be an inspiration to us all!

 1. Dildo Exercise System 

Why go to the gym when you can get fit and get off in the comfort of your own home? This dildo mounted on a dual-handled frame "allow(s) a user to perform a sexual exercise in a stimulating and healthful manner." After looking at the drawings, we're still not sure what sort of fitness exercise you can do with this device - maybe ab crunches? Undoubtedly you could work up a sweat one way or another. Besides a variety of interchangeable dildos and vibrators for the primary user, you can also add on a dildo facing the other way, so two people can get a workout at once. We can't wait to see the infomercial for this one. (6,991,599)

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